“YOU MUST VACATE IMMEDIATELY! CALLED 911! ” THE HOA KAREN SMIRKED BEFORE REALIZING MY WIFE WAS THE HEAD OF THE STATE POLICE, TOO BAD…
But to Karen, it was premium ammunition. Her lips curled into something ugly, somewhere right between a smug smirk and a snarl. She produced a pink slip of paper from her clipboard, printed in—God help us—Comic Sans font. “This is an official warning,” Karen stated loudly. “You must vacate these premises immediately until your residency…
