I AM A 60-YEAR-OLD BIKER RAISING MY 4-YEAR-OLD NIECE. SHE WANTED A PRINCESS PARTY. I CALLED MY CHARTER. 12 PATCHED BROTHERS IN PAPER CROWNS BROKE A SIX-FOOT-FOUR MAN… THE TRUTH NO ONE HAS TOLD YET?
“PART 2: The biggest man I have ever known broke down on my back porch under a setting South Dakota sun, a pink construction-paper crown folded in the inside pocket of his leather cut, a can of Dr. Pepper sweating in his hand. His name is Theodore Albrecht the Second. We call him Tank….
