“YOU WILL REGRET THIS!” BRENDA SCREAMED BEFORE HER HOUSTON HOA KAREN WENT UP IN SMOKE OVER STOLEN FIREWOOD, SO I REPLACED IT WITH HOLLOW LOGS FILLED!
“Excuse me? How dare you!” “I’m standing on the sidewalk in front of your house, Brenda. Your curtains are open. I can clearly see my oak logs sitting next to your gas-starter fireplace. The ones with the little V-notches I cut into the ends.” The line went dead. Instantly. A second later, her front curtains…
