HOA KAREN THREW A WEDDING ON MY FARM, SO I FERTILIZED IT WITH 2,000 GALLONS OF MANURE JUST GAVE FOR HER FAMILY.
“Patricia,” I said. My voice was very quiet. She spun around. For a second, just a split second, her eyes went wide, but she recovered instantly. Her face settled into that familiar, condescending mask. “Oh, good, you are here,” she said. She waved her hand at the truck down the hill. “You are going to…
