“YOU ARE COMMITTING TREASON AGAINST THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!” SHE SCREAMED BEFORE MY SQUAD OF ATTACK GEESE SENT THE CHICAGO SUBURB’S HOA PRESIDENT PLUNGING INTO THE DEEP END.
There it was, buried deep in the text. City Ordinance 44-B. Residents located in zones mapped as R2 (Low-Density Residential) are fully permitted to keep and maintain up to six (6) total fowl for the explicit purpose of egg production, sustainable living, or natural pest control, provided they are securely contained within a fenced exterior…
