At the Sunday farmers market, a loudmouth MMA instructor let his students destroy my harvest, then ground a tomato into the asphalt with his shoe while calling me a helpless old man
He shot forward, explosive and fast, aiming for a low single-leg takedown. It was a good shot. It had perfect mechanics driven by pure, athletic aggression. He intended to put me on my back in the first three seconds, establish top control, and smother me for the cameras and his laughing students. He hit empty…
