I TOLD THEM I WAS A JUDGE, BUT THEY LAUGHED, CUFFED ME, AND SHAVED MY HEAD IN COUNTY JAIL — THEN THEY WALKED INTO COURT NEXT MORNING AND FROZE. WHAT THE SYSTEM HOPES YOU NEVER SEE?
“WHOLE STORY: Then they froze. Officer Heller’s jaw went slack, his hand still resting on his belt like he was expecting to draw something—authority, maybe, or the last shred of the lie he’d been telling himself all night. Officer Rudd’s face drained of color so fast I could see the veins in his temples…
