I Ordered A Wife Through The Matrimonial Agency, But The Woman Who Stepped Off That Train Was Not What I Specified.
Part 1 I ordered a wife the same way I ordered a new plow blade from the Sears catalog. With a letter. With specifications. With the quiet assumption that the product would match the description. The matrimonial agency in Chicago assured me they were thorough. I had sent them a tintype photograph where I looked…
