My wife plotted a secret affair with her yoga instructor while I worked 70-hour weeks to buy her a dream car… and her best friend was the architect of the whole scheme. BUT WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU CAME HOME EARLY AND HEARD YOUR WHOLE MARRIAGE REDUCED TO A BACKUP PLAN?
The driveway was empty except for Monica’s white Tesla, and that should have been my first clue. Thursday night, 7:30 p.m. I was supposed to be two hours away at a packaging plant, cursing at a barcode scanner. Instead, the sensor had just needed a wipe, and I’d driven home with a six-pack of gratitude…
