SHE SAID THE EXPENSIVE CONDOMS GAVE HER A “RASH” BUT THEY WERE IN HER PURSE NEXT TO THE LUBE. HER HUSBAND DIDN’T YELL—HE JUST QUIETLY BOOBY-TRAPPED THEIR HOTEL ROOM SUPPLIES. DID HE GO TOO FAR? YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHY.
I found the bottle of lube on a Tuesday morning while looking for my wallet. It was premium stuff. The expensive kind with the fancy label, sitting right there in the side pocket of Lisa’s designer purse next to a box of condoms she swore gave her a rash. My name is Danny. I’m 35….
