Mom Said ‘Skip Christmas – You’ll Embarrass Your Brother’s Fiancée’ – Then The Forbes Cover Dropped
“Are you going to tell them?” He asked.
“Eventually, maybe.” I replied.
“That text from your mom was brutal.” Marcus added.
I’d shown him the Christmas uninvitation during a weak moment. Marcus had been with me since month three, my first hire, now Chief Operating Officer and my closest friend.
“It’s fine. I’ll work through Christmas, catch up on research papers.” I said.
“Emily, it’s not fine. It’s really not.” Said a voice behind me.
Dr. Sarah Chin, our Chief Medical Officer and co-founder, joined us with her husband. “I’ve been thinking about this since you told me they uninvited you because they’re embarrassed of you.” Sarah.
“They think they’re protecting me from embarrassment.” I said.
“Do they know you own a company worth over a billion dollars?” Sarah asked.
“They think I’m unemployed.” I replied.
Sarah’s husband, a lawyer, shook his head. “That’s not just ignorance; that’s willful blindness.” He said.
“They see what they want to see. Jason’s doing well by conventional standards: six-figure job, nice fiancée from a good family. I’m the weird science kid who asks too many questions.” I said.
“You’re the CEO of the fastest-growing diagnostic company in the country. They don’t know that; maybe they should.” Marcus said.
I sipped my champagne. Through the windows, Boston Harbor sparkled with Christmas lights from the surrounding buildings.
“The Forbes issue drops Christmas morning. Digital edition goes live at 6:00 a.m. Eastern.” I said slowly.
Sarah’s eyes widened. “Oh my god. They’re having Christmas brunch at 11:00, a big family affair. Jason’s fiancée’s family will be there, all the cousins, everyone who’s ever dismissed you.” Sarah.
Marcus started grinning. “You’re not going to tell them?” Marcus.
“Nope.” I said.
“You’re going to let them find out with everyone else?” He asked.
“Yep.” I replied.
“Emily, are you sure? This is going to be nuclear.” Sarah said carefully.
I thought about every dismissive comment, every time Dad talked over me about finance, every time Mom changed the subject when I mentioned work, and every time Jason smirked like I was playing pretend at business. Every time they made me feel small.
“I’m sure. I’m not hiding anymore; I’m just not announcing. There’s a difference.” I said.
Preparations for the Fallout
The week before Christmas, I made some preparations. First, I called my lawyer, David Rothstein, from Gunderson Dettmer.
“I need you to prepare some documents for me, just in case.” I said.
“In case of what?” David asked.
“In case my family tries to claim they deserve equity or money or had some role in my success.” I replied.
David was quiet for a moment. “Emily, are you expecting them to sue you?” David.
“I’m expecting them to be angry when they find out they uninvited a billionaire from Christmas dinner.” I said.
“Jesus. I’ll prepare a full accounting of your bootstrap financing, the timeline showing zero family investment or involvement, and a cease and desist template in case anyone tries to claim otherwise.” David said.
“Perfect.” I replied.
Second, I called my accountant, Melissa. “I need a full breakdown of every dollar: where it came from, how it was earned, what I own. Simple language, one-page summary.” I said.
“Planning to show someone?” She asked.
“Maybe. Just want it ready.” I said.
She emailed it within an hour. Emily Ashworth Net Worth Summary:
- Meridian Diagnostics Equity (72% ownership): $864 million
- Real Estate (Primary Residence): $4.2 million
- Investment Portfolio: $8.7 million
- Patent Royalties (Annual): $400,000
- Cash/Liquid: $3.1 million Total: $880.4 million.
Funding Sources:
- Personal savings from VP salary: $180,000 (Initial Bootstrap)
- Patent sale proceeds: $2.3 million (Initial Bootstrap)
- Series A/B/C: $283 million (External Investors, Zero Family Involvement)
- Revenue/Profits: $43 million annually Family Financial Contribution: $0.
I printed it and locked it in my office safe. Third, I checked with Forbes.
“The digital edition goes live when?” I asked.
“December 25th, 6:00 a.m. Eastern. Print copies hit newsstands in major cities around 7:00 a.m., and the social media announcement will post on Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn at 6:00 a.m. The healthcare cover story will likely trend; youngest female biotech CEO to unicorn status is a big deal.” The representative answered.
“Perfect. Thank you.” I said.
Finally, on Christmas Eve, I did something petty. I sent a text to the family group chat.
“Merry Christmas everyone, enjoy your brunch tomorrow; I’ll be thinking of you.” Me.
“Merry Christmas honey, we’ll miss you.” Mom.
“Thanks M, we’ll do something in January for sure.” Jason.
“Merry Christmas sweetheart.” Dad.
I wondered if they’d still be calling me sweetheart by noon tomorrow. Christmas morning, my alarm went off at 5:45 a.m.
I made coffee, settled into my living room couch, and opened my laptop. At exactly 6:00 a.m., Forbes published the digital edition.
The cover loaded on my screen. My photo, professional and confident in a navy suit, standing in our lab with the Boston skyline behind me through the windows.
The headline read: “The Fastest Path to Unicorn: How Emily Ashworth, 26, Built a Billion-Dollar Diagnostic Empire in Two Years.” The subheading: “From MIT grad to CEO, the youngest woman to achieve unicorn status in biotech revolutionizes cancer diagnostics.”
I refreshed Forbes’ Instagram; the post appeared. I refreshed LinkedIn; there I was. I refreshed Twitter; trending in Boston already.
My phone started buzzing as congratulations from colleagues, investors, and friends poured in. “Holy shit M, you look like a boss on that cover.” Marcus.
“I’m crying, you deserve all of this recognition. Merry Christmas, CEO.” Sarah.
My phone kept buzzing from investors, board members, former professors, and people I’d worked with years ago. But nothing from my family yet. They were probably still sleeping.
The Brunch Interrupted
Christmas brunch wasn’t until 11:00. I worked on research papers, read through patent applications, and answered emails—just another Christmas morning for someone who’d been uninvited from family celebrations.
At 9:47 a.m., my phone rang. Unknown number. I almost didn’t answer.
“Hello, is this Emily Ashworth?” A woman’s voice, tense.
“Speaking.” I said.
“This is Catherine Ashworth, Victoria’s mother.” The voice said.
I sat up straighter. Victoria’s mother. Jason’s fiancée’s mother. Old money Ashworth family. “Hello, Mrs. Ashworth.” I said.
“I’m calling because something rather extraordinary has happened this morning. My husband was reading Forbes over coffee and noticed the cover story.” She paused. “Is that you?” She asked.
“Yes, ma’am.” I replied.
“The Emily Ashworth who founded Meridian Diagnostics?” She pressed.
“Yes, ma’am.” I answered.
There was another pause, longer this time. “Are you the same Emily Ashworth who is the sister of Jason Ashworth, who is engaged to marry my daughter?” She asked.
“I’m Jason Ashworth’s sister, yes.” I said.
“And you’re the CEO of a billion-dollar company?” She asked.
“The company is valued at $1.2 billion as of our last funding round, yes.” I confirmed.
“I see.” Her voice was careful, controlled. “Jason and Victoria are at your parents’ home right now for Christmas brunch. Were you invited to this gathering?” She asked.
The question hung in the air. “No, ma’am. I was told it would be better if I didn’t attend, something about Victoria being nervous about family differences.” I replied.
The silence was deafening. “I see. Miss Ashworth, I think there’s been a terrible misunderstanding. My daughter was under the impression that Jason’s family was… well, we were given certain information that appears to have been inaccurate.” She finally said.
“What information was that?” I asked.
