“MY WIFE WHISPERED “”BLUE TIN”” AND “”PAIGE”” BEFORE THE MACHINES BEEPED HER BACK TO SLEEP. THE COPS FOUND A NOTEBOOK WITH “”LESS SUSPICIOUS IF SERVED WARM”” WRITTEN IN MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW’S HANDWRITING. THE REAL HORROR? MY SON’S ONLY QUESTION TO THE DETECTIVE WAS ABOUT THE LINE OF CREDIT. IS HATE QUIETER THAN YOU EXPECT?”
The first thing I noticed was the smell of chamomile. Not the comforting, sleepy-time kind. The kind that hits you in the back of the throat when you realize someone cleaned the counters a little too well for a Tuesday afternoon. I’d landed at O’Hare three hours earlier than planned. The keynote in Dallas was…
